A girl gets sick and is admitted to the hospital.
The day she comes to visit a colleague.
Office asks if everything is in order.
Colleague replies: "Yes, dear, sit without worrying everything is in order at work,
I shared your duties. Adriana makes coffee, Elena do you
tricoteaza the sweater, makes your crossword Caty and I
sleep with the boss! "

Two blondes were walking in the street, and one of them exclaimed:
- Look at that dog with one eye!
The other blonde covers one eye and he says:
- Where? Where?

Russian plane crashes in Alaska .. The pilot is saved but we come
Americans. At CIA headquarters, interrogation:
Tavarisci Bai, the radar system are you using?
-!?!
Bai tavarisci which have propulsion system, bathrooms?
-!?!
Bai tavarisci, if we do not describe the equipment on board ... knucklebone make you!
I take two malaci to tobacco, but no Russian.
After a time when an exchange of prisoners arrive home Russian asks
colleagues:
-He says Ivan as captive to U.S.?
Bai guys pick up the book and learn that if you board equipment
Americans come and do not know, will tanning three times a day!

Obama calls his American White House.

- American, who is your mother?

- USA

- And who's your father?

  Obama!

- What is your dream?

- To be millionaires.

The next day Obama gives an order and make them all millionaires.
Hu Jintao calls his Chinese in Beijing.

- Dear comrades, who's your mother?

- China!

- And who's your father?

- Hu Jintao!

- What's your dream?

- To be communists!

The next day, Hu Jintao gives a decree and make them all communists.
Basescu called on Romanians People's House.

- Romans, who's your mother?

- Elena Udrea!

- And who's your father?

- Basescu!

- What's your dream?

- To be ORPHANS! poporu cry '.

The policeman who investigate a case of suicide, a secretary asked:
- Dragutzo not know why you threw your head out the window?
- I have no idea, but it was so nice and caring man. Last month I bought a
fur, last week I bought a sports car and a morning
diamond ring! Then he told me he wanted to sleep with me and
asked what I ask in return.
- And what did you answer?
- That here in the office, people usually give me $ 50 ....

He: Will you marry me?

Her: You apartment?

Him ... not!

Her: You BMW?

He: No. ..
Her: You Pay?

He: I did not pay ... but ...

She: No, but! How can I marry you when you do not have anything
I want?

He starts muttering: I have a villa in the mountains, a sea, and one in
The Caribbean. In Bucharest mansion that they live, and I Porsche
Ferrari and Mercedes. It's crazy, why to buy a BMW? where
salary .... If I am a banker?

Boc brings nine Japanese experts for posts of ministers.

Because no longer can the current government team, first
Romanian Minister of thought to bring nine Japanese experts for
posts of ministers. These are the names of new ministers:

1. Nimika Nuimoka

2. Shida Yaspaga

3. Vreypostu Daybanu

4. Undeypliku Katesparg

5. Winoakuma Kuosuma

6. Furatzara Kutotu

7. Bagabany Labayatu

8. Totkumita Madeskurk

9. Nufurytu FURYO

A photographer goes to the delegation. He suspects that his wife deceives him,

so I put some hidden cameras around the house. When he returns,

stupefaction: a ton of photos with his wife and best friend of

his bewildering situations. Superofticat goes to friend and says:

- Bathrooms, GigE, look what I have here. Here! Now days you what to do for you?

- Well, on this I make them 10/15, and on these two great poster, that I

out better.

How you can excel at work?

Step 1: open an Excel.

Step 2: Start to "excel"?

A man in the cell, accused of rape, their penis rebuke:

- See, my George, where I put myself and where I've put you!

Two guys walking through the desert, one carrying a bicycle back and to another 'a

phone booth. Meet with a third to carry an anvil.

At the anvil ask:

- Why me who this bike for you?

- When I go on Fri Bedouins fleeing as she can.

- But why do you who phone booth?

- When Fri Bedouins get in the car and give phone help.

- But why do you who anvil?

- When Fri Bedouins run away. And if I see that I get, throw

anvil to run faster!

NASA comes a UFO completely covered with gold. From it descends a

alien little green but gold antennas. It took the

questions, researchers:

- Where do you live?

- On Mars.

- And all you have there gold flying saucers?

- Yes.

- And all you have there gold antennas?

On the alien:

- Only new, Gypsies ....

- My wife gives me all the time the scandal that he has put on.

- You should live in the tropics.

- Don 't know! Then they would complain that he has the strip!

-

- Sir, a man came from the garage. Told to pay

repairs, your wife was away there today.

- What have the car repaired?

- It's not a car, but the repair garage.

A stork carrying a old man in its beak:

The old man stork:

- Come on, admit that we lost!

Mother is the young couple more weeks. One evening, I

asks the bridegroom:

- Tell me, son, there's no book that I should not be read?

- Yeah, right! Timetable.

- Since you are married?

- Five years!

- And no joy so far in the family?

- How not to be! Last year we buried her on my in-law.

- I told you a thousand times, cries that seemed like the director to actress

bored, played a woman abandoned, you know? He

Think, I abruptly left the boyfriend. What are you doing?

- I found another.

- John, let's play!

- And ... How do we, Mary?

- Well, forget it, John: I hide if I find fuck me, if

No, I am the door ...

A lady goes to the nearby police station to report that the

husband disappeared. The policeman asks a description:

- He is 35 years old, 1.90 m deep dark eyes, curly black hair, a

athletic, speaks well and is good with children ...

- But, madam, your husband is 1.60 m, is short, bald, fat, has a mouth

polluted and bad with children ...

- I know, but who would want that one back?